Weird things in life
Current mood: awake

Some things just don't make sense. Like why would I take a pill, that the side effects are worse than the actual symptom? Ok, I have this headache...I get the bottle of Tylenol PM...and start reading....side effects can include; nausea, dizzyness, diarrhea, hurling the last bit of your clam chowder, in-grown toenails, hair loss, loss of vision, perpetual body odor, bad grades, future failed marriage, and termites devouring your house. Um, ya, I think I'll just take the headache. But for real, ya'll need to start looking at those things. I know when I had my wisdom teeth pulled, I had to sign some waiver clearing the doctor of any liability if I suffered any type of paralysis, face deformity, gum mutilation, or probably even death. I should have gone ahead and had all my teeth pulled out so I could look like my friend Katie. I doubt the steady diet of applesauce is that appealing after the 14th week. Then again, I am getting extremely old...if I go ahead and get rid of my teeth now, my hair is sure to soon follow, then I'll be gettin that early bird discount at Denny's. Doesn't get much better than that. Did I mention some extremely cheap dates? Not really much of a bingo or shuffleboard fan tho. Oh well, I'll grow into it I suppose.